you win again, gameday.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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