she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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