How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
