i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Me too!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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