she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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