I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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