yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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