love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You've changed since you got that strap on
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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