how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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