I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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