I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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