3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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