; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
this will be a night to untag.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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