At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
That was before I lit my hair on fire
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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