some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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