So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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