Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry surfachick hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(802): View more from Vermont

and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?

(1-802): View more from Vermont

not the response he usually gets im sure.

Fav 17 1929 3929
share tweet
(937): View more from Ohio

bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome

Fav 62 8067 1691
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(204): View more from Manitoba

Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently

Fav 78 1302 3865
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(770): View more from Georgia

I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich

Fav 0 49 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row

Fav 0 23 52
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT