mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
