At least make sure they are 18
Why
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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