ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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