he wants to bone in the snuggie
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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