i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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