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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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