she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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