you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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