I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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