Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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