I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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