Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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