One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I deserve this hangover.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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