i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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