windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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