Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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