you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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