So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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