I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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