i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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