You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I party with great urgency now.
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