We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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