everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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