I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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