Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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