Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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