I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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