Kiss
Puke
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
