it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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