Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
that's an acceptable place to lick
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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