you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Reggie can tackle my bush.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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