Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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