I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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