Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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