i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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