Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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