I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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