Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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