ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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