Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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